The Hoodie Clears A Path To The Kitchen (page 31124)
Taking in the Draft last night, I was expecting another episode of ‘football hoarders’ starring Bill Belichick. You know, the show where the camera crew’s unable to work its way through the Hoodie’s horrific house because every available inch of space is occupied by 6th and 7th round picks that he keeps adding. Doesn’t need and never uses. Instead the Hoodman, traded up, not down, and not once but twice. Knowing the Tom Brady window is closing and he can’t keep turning receivers around and making them play D.B., he added two big time playmakers to the defense: defensive end Chandler Jones and linebacker Dont’a Hightower.