Bow To The Bolt (page 33057)
Usain St. Leo Bolt. The fastest dude in the history of humans just smoked the fastest field in the history of the 100 meters. Yohan Blake and Justin Gatlin, won silver and bronze, respectively, both ran the best races of their careers and even they know they had no business being on the same track with Bolt. I half expected Bolt to turn around and run the last 20 meters backwards. The man dropped an Olympic record 9.63 and he did it after another bad start. Oh, and he slammed McDonalds before the race. It makes you wonder how fast this cat could go if he could ever get out of the blocks cleanly. And loaded up on protein and clean burning fuel instead of fast food, before he ran. Then again, to quote Bolt, “it had vegetables in it. So don’t judge me!” My man, lettuce, pickles and ketchup are not vegetables. But no one’s judging anyone. He probably could have slammed a Q.P. during the race and still crushed the field. The fastest man on the planet is the biggest freak ever. Bow to the Bolt.