Most Underrated Sport In The Olympics (page 33082)
The most underrated sport in the Olympics is Judo. It has provided the games some of the best moments. First Brazilian Felipe Kitadai broke his bronze medal in the shower… then Dutch Judo medalist Edith Bosch tried to break some moron’s face after he threw a beer bottle onto the track right before the finals of the 100 meters… And now an American fighter has been broken off by the IOC. Nick Delpopolo took 7th in London, then took a drug test, and failed it because of pot brownies. He says his failed test was “caused by my inadvertent consumption of food that I did not realize had been baked with marijuana.” Don’t blame me! Blame Bubba Kush and Betty Crocker. It’s not my fault my boys fed me some chron brownies. C’mon Delpot-olo. Get real. This sounds like a bad combination of “I never knowingly took steroids” and “My Twitter account was hacked.” Beat it stoner.