Oregon Ducks Run All Over The USC Trojans
Hey Trojan fan, did you check out those final stats from USC-Oregon? Crazy, right?! Matt Barkley throws for over 480 yards and 5 T.D.’s! Marqise Lee finished with 12 receptions. And you hung 51 on Oregon. Great job. Just enough to still lose by double digits to the Ducks. How do you have one of your greatest offensive days ever, and still get hammered?! Because Oregon’s zone read made USC look illiterate. And Kenjon Barner might as well have been holding a baton instead of a ball, because he wasn’t playing football, he was running track. And the most shocking thing about his 321 yards was that it wasn’t 500. Because that’s how it felt. I was starting to think Lane Kiffin might fire his old man at half time. Not that Monte would have noticed. He was too busy fan-boying over Ducks Q.B. Marcus Mariota, quote: “you see how fast that guy is. Oh my gosh. He’s fast and strong and everything else.” Did you get his autograph too, Gramps. Did we see how fast he is? How could we have missed it?? He was making one of the nation’s most talented defenses look like tackling dummies. Straight up, what Oregon did to the Trojan defense Saturday night, was the nastiest thing to go down in the LA Coliseum since they shot that porn flick on the field back in 01.