Never Change Ol Ball Coach (page 34754)
This just in: Steven Orr Spurrier is still the best. I couldn’t wait to see how he and all his peers in the SEC would hype up their in-season, out of conference, beatings they’re about to lay on cans this weekend. And the legend didn’t disappoint. He says their showdown with Wofford will be just like an SEC game. Because Wofford is practically an SEC team: “Wofford is as good as some of these SEC teams. I’m serious.” Seriously hilarious coach.