Billion Dollar Bracket Contest

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Calling out to bracket guy. I know it’s a little early; that I usually don’t touch base with you until March. But I’m here to say, get on your grind right now!  Because if this really is the year you nail your bracket, Warren Buffet says he’ll break you off one billion dollars.  That’s billion with a b.  And all you have to do is fill out a perfect bracket.

He and Cavs owner Dan Gilbert are calling it the billion dollar bracket contest; and if you go 63-63, the billion is yours.

I love this. In fact, I want some of this.  I’m jumping in the trillion dollar lightning contest.  If you get hit by lightning 7 times today, I’ll give you one trillion dollars.

Because that’s more likely than any of you filling out a perfect bracket.  You’ve been filling out brackets for 20 years and never once nailed half the elite 8, but you’re going to pick every game correctly in the tourney and win a bill.  Right and I’m Bill Gates.

Hey Warren stop, messing with these degenerates….and buy yourself another jet.

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